Oh blimey, you’ve got some bonkers ideas for a family jamboree, haven’t you? The trouble is, keeping everyone’s peepers peeled is about as easy as teaching a cat to tap dance. Your housemates, the motley crew they are, run the gamut from potty to peculiar and your suggestions are being treated like a fart in a spacesuit. When it comes to sprucing up your gaff, don’t rush into it like a bull in a china shop. Take a moment, have a cuppa, and choose colours and textures that won’t make the rest of the family want to poke their eyes out. And here’s your little nugget of cosmic wisdom: Your lucky item is a feather duster. I know, not as exciting as a four-leaf clover or a horseshoe, but it might just save your bacon when you realise you’ve used the wrong paint and need to dust off the evidence. And remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or the living room looks like a dodgy curry house.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!