You’re feeling as shifty as a fox in a henhouse and you can’t tell your arse from your elbow why. To uncomplicate this bloody circus, give yourself a smidge more time for those mundane tasks. That way you’ll have a smidgen of wiggle room to tackle any curveballs that decide to swing by for a giggle. Brace yourself, darling, for a few surprises that would even knock the socks off the Queen. Lucky charm: Try carrying a four-leaf clover. It’s the only thing more elusive than your common sense at the moment.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!