In 2025, you’re going to feel the niggling itch of resentment that’s been festering like a bad curry from last night, pushing you to kickstart some much-needed changes. Just remember, old chap, forgiving doesn’t mean you’re giving the green light to their rotter behaviour; it’s all about cutting the puppet strings they’ve yanked around for far too long. So, find a nice, shiny spot to channel all those pent-up feelings, maybe like a boxing ring; give the punching bag a good whack, pretend it’s their face. And remember, your lucky charm for this year is a rubber duck. Because when life wants to take a swing at you, it’s best to have something that can float and squeaks when you squeeze it. Plus, it’s bloody hilarious!

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