Blimey, you’ve got a gob on you that could charm the pants off a mannequin! Folks can’t get enough of your nattering. Your knack for captivating the crowd is so sharp, it’s only a matter of time before some nutter asks you to head up a blooming lecture or some such. Why not pair up with some dull as dishwater business pro who’s been around the block? Together, you could rake in the dosh, or at least give it a bloody good try. For your lucky charm, pull out an old teapot. Not only is it perfect for a brew after a long day of talking your head off, but you might just find a few quid hidden away in it!

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