Alright, love. Get your peepers on your dosh, right? Some business malarkey you’re all excited about might be as useful as a chocolate teapot. You reckon you’re about to be rolling in it from this job you’ve snagged? Think again, darling. It’s gonna pay about as well as busking with a kazoo. The best way to sort this financial faff is to turn into Scrooge and start counting your pennies, and maybe find a budget that isn’t written on the back of a beer mat. Now, your lucky charm this week is a moth-eaten wallet. Why? Well, it’s not like it’s going to get any emptier, is it? Cheeky, I know, but it’s all in good fun.

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