If you’re struggling to hold in the juicy gossip that some blabbermouth has recently dumped on you, and you reckon they’re gearing up to spew out even more unsolicited confessions, it might be time to give them a polite but firm ‘shove off’. Tell them you’re about as interested in their secrets as a vegan at a butcher’s convention, then swiftly change the topic. Throw them off with a question about the weather or the royal family, that always does the trick. Now, for a bit of luck, your lucky colour is purple. But remember, just because it’s your lucky colour doesn’t mean you should turn yourself into a walking, talking aubergine. Everything in moderation, darling.

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