Well, blimey! Everything’s bobbing along like a rubber duck in a bathtub, but don’t go counting your chickens before they’re on the roasting tray, love. Life can spin faster than a waltzer after a pint of cheap cider, leaving you feeling about as in control as a cat on a hot tin roof wearing roller skates. So, embrace the thrill of not knowing what’s next – it’s a bit like playing naked Twister in the dark, isn’t it? But keep one eye open, darling – hope and caution are like a good G-string, they should always be kept close. As for your lucky charm – it’s a soggy biscuit. Now, don’t go thinking I’ve lost my marbles. There’s a certain skill in making it last ’til the end of your cuppa, isn’t there? I’d say it’s just as useful as finding a four-leaf clover… and a lot tastier!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!