Blimey mate, don’t just sit there like a lemon, chinwag with that dodgy bloke you usually swerve like a bad prawn curry. That mysterious chap or chapette, you know, the one who’s always parked next to you on the tube or bus, could turn out to be your new best pal. Don’t be a mardy bum, give it a whirl! You might just pick up a tantalising tidbit or two, assuming their breath doesn’t smell like the inside of a dumpster. Lucky charm for you, love: A four-leaf clover. Might help you come up smelling of roses, even if you’re chatting up a right stinker! You never know, that clover might just be your ticket out of this conversation if it all goes pear-shaped!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!