You might find yourself nattering to your chum about the right royal cock-up at your work do. Their two penn’orth will actually be worth a butcher’s. Have a bit of faith in your own bottle, love. If they’ve had the brass to offer you a top job, you might not be a complete muppet after all. You’ve got the potential to be, dare I say, a half-decent head honcho. Here’s a bit of a giggle for you. Your lucky charm this week is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard me right, a sodding rubber duck. Apparently, it’s supposed to give you the buoyancy to navigate through any old tosh that life chucks at you. Good luck with that!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!