Blimey, you’ve got a bit of a pickle brewin’ between you and your pal or office chum, haven’t ya? Don’t go getting your knickers in a twist over it though. Their presence is setting off fireworks in your gut, like you’ve had one too many curries on a Saturday night. But don’t be a daft twit, let’s keep both feet on the ground, eh? Make sure you’re not viewing them through beer goggles, dreaming they’ll be the next Love Island contestant when they’re more on par with something you’d find on The Undateables. On a cheeky side note, your lucky item this week is a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard it right, a bloody rubber duck! So, when you’re wrestling with those unrealistic expectations, just look at that duck and remember – even it’s got more sense than to fall for office romance!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!