Don’t be a daft pillock, go ahead and cadge a favour or two. Those who are familiar with your usual kerfuffle will be more than chuffed to chuck you a bit of their time and dosh. They’ve clocked onto your predicament and are all paws on deck to lend a hand. In the same vein, you’re feeling a bit Mother Teresa, especially towards your office chums. Lucky Mantra: “What goes around, comes around.” And by that, I don’t mean your spinning class or your ex.

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