Your social calendar is about to be as messed up as a hedgehog at a balloon party. Your nearest and dearest, bless their cotton socks, is going to throw a wobbly because you’ve got the cheek to actually enjoy yourself at a do they wouldn’t touch with a barge pole. You’ll be flying solo, mate, and believe me, they’re going to remind you about it afterwards like a broken record. Expect a right royal earful, you absolute muppet! Lucky charm: A rubber duck. Why, you ask? Well, you’re about to be in hot water, might as well have a laugh while you’re at it!

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