Listen up, mate, there’s a wee nipper struggling with their schoolwork who’d be chuffed to bits if they could spend a tick with you. Instead of being a daft workaholic, how about you take a breather from your bloody busy schedule, your do-gooder duties and all those other obligations that have you running around like a blue-arsed fly. Make it your mission to offer a bit of a leg up to those around you and watch as your relationships become as solid as a pint of stout. Lucky tip: Try wearing a pair of spotted knickers for a change. You never know, it could bring you good fortune or at the very least, a good laugh when you accidentally flash them at the office.

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