Blimey, you’ve been pussyfooting around some right plonker of a mate or coworker like you’re in a bloody china shop. It’s about time to give a monkey’s about this codswallop. You need to get your arse in gear with someone who gets your jibber jabber and at least raises a glass to your high-and-mighty principles. Don’t be a scaredy-cat to go solo, mate. You’ve got the savvy to make a proper go of it. Oh, and here’s a bit of a laugh for you: Your lucky charm is a rubber chicken. Yeah, you heard me. A rubber chicken! Apparently, it’s supposed to bring you good luck or some such nonsense. But let’s be honest, the only thing it’s likely to attract is a hungry fox with a sense of humour.

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