You’re the type to handle your toil like a bloke with OCD handling his stamp collection, because you know, life’s a right bloody dog’s dinner without precision, ain’t it? You’re all about the rule book, like a traffic warden on a power trip. So, naturally, when you’re lumped with someone who treats procedures like a vegan treats a bacon sandwich, you’re gonna blow a gasket, aren’t you? Lucky bit: Your lucky phrase this week is ‘keep your knickers on!’ Not only is it a cracking reminder to stay calm, but it might also save you some laundry.

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