Cor blimey, you might find yourself up the proverbial creek without a paddle, facing a task that feels about as easy as eating soup with a fork. You could throw in the towel, but you know that’ll just lead to you, sat in your knickers, munching on a cheese sandwich at 3 am, and crying over the road not taken. So, put on your big boy pants and face the music, you lazy git. Knuckle down, keep calm and carry on, and you’ll leap over this hurdle like a randy rabbit at mating season. As for your lucky charm, it appears to be a half-eaten packet of crisps. Not very glamorous, I know, but hey, at least it’s not a used teabag. Keep it in your pocket for a bit of luck and a snack if you get peckish. Just make sure you don’t mistake it for a handkerchief. Now wouldn’t that be a right pickle!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!