If you get the hefty whiff that some daft bugger’s about to throw a wobbly over your brilliant ideas, zip it, mate. No use chasing their approval like a dog after its own tail. Instead, grow a pair and chase after what you’re after without giving a toss about the peanut gallery’s two pence. A year from now, will it really matter what they thought? Will it bollocks! Your Lucky charm: A rubber chicken – because, let’s face it, life’s a bit of a joke and you may as well have a laugh. Gives new meaning to ‘pluck it and see’, doesn’t it?

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