Blimey, that nosy git next door is about to knock your socks off with their hidden talents. Been playing Sherlock and keeping their past shenanigans mum till now, cheeky monkeys. You can’t fathom what’s making their cogs turn until you’ve seen them in their birthday suit, metaphorically speaking, of course. A chinwag, straight from the horse’s mouth, makes it a piece of cake to form mateships that mean the bee’s knees. Lucky phrase for you, sunshine: “Every cloud has a silver lining.” Just remember, if the cloud is your neighbour’s cooking smoke, the silver lining is the takeaway around the corner!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!