Alright love, here’s the jolly good news. Now, don’t go spilling your tea over this, but your other half, your mates, and even that lot you barely know down the pub, they all seem to be in a right good mood, ready to have a laugh. No, I’m not pulling your leg! So, brace yourself, ’cause you’re about to catch that cheerful bug. It’s like everyone’s been infected with a kindness epidemic. Me? I’m immune, but for you, it’s all hunky-dory. It’s like a group hug, but without the awkward touching and someone’s armpit in your face. Now, for your lucky charm: it’s a rubber duck. No, not that kind from your bath time fantasies. Just a normal rubber duck. Keep it with you for a bit of luck. And if someone asks, just tell them it’s a tribute to your favourite song, ‘Rubber Ducky, You’re the One’. That should keep ’em guessing.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!