Engaging in any old tomfoolery that gets your blood pumping is a right good thing for your health, innit? Have a bash at some bendy yoga or just drag your mutt round the block. Bit of fresh air does wonders, especially when the daffodils are popping. So, quit your bellyaching and go have yourself a jolly good day, free of all the usual bollocks. Lucky tip for you: Try wearing purple knickers, you never know, it might just bring you some ruddy good luck! If not, at least it’ll give the neighbours something to talk about when you’re hanging them out on the washing line!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!