Righto, mate! As the stars see it, you’re about as stubborn as a mule with a toothache when you set your sights on something. Fancy a bit of a chinwag at a workshop or training course? Go ahead! It might just be the ticket you need to escape your dead-end job. Now, while the rest of ’em are sat there, toasting their past victories, you’re busy dreaming up plans for the future – all mad scientist like. And blimey, you’re not just daydreaming, you’re all set to jump right into action like a bulldog chasing a sausage roll. Lucky charm for the day: A four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, you’ve got about as much chance of finding one of those as a snowball has in hell. Keep it in your back pocket if you do, might just stop you from talking out of your arse.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!