Steady on, mate. You’re about to dip your biscuits in a cuppa you’ve not tasted before. Mixing your sticky toffee pudding with your bangers and mash might sound like a right knees-up, but it’s not all tea and scones, you know. Prepare for a right palaver when some blabbermouth spills the beans about something you’d rather have kept under your hat. And here’s a lucky little nugget for you: Try wearing a pair of yellow socks. Sure, you’ll look like a complete muppet, but they might just save your bacon one day. Unless you’re colour blind, in which case, good luck with that.

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