Don’t get all big-headed and think you’re Billy-no-mates. There’s a few sad sacks who’ll prop you up and stick around for your moaning. If you’re feeling knackered, don’t be a muppet – ask for a hand. Your clan and chums will gladly bugger off and give you a breather – they’re probably bloody relieved to get a break from your non-stop nattering. Lucky tip for you: try breathing through your nose for a change, you’ll inhale less flies. It’s a right giggle watching you duck and dive from them, though.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!