Right, listen up, me old china plates. Your mates, work chums, or those so-called career ‘gurus’ might sound like they’ve swallowed an encyclopedia, but do they really have a Scooby about your life? Not likely! So, their two bob advice might be as useful as a chocolate teapot. Keep a tight grip on your wonga, you’ve worked your nethers off for it. Don’t be a mug and dish it out to some hard-up mate. For your lucky charm, here’s a tip: keep a shiny penny in your shoe. You’ll walk around sounding like a one-man band, but hey, you might trip over and discover a tenner on the pavement. Now wouldn’t that be bloody lucky!

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