Right, when life’s getting on your wick and it feels like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your puny shoulders, try to shift your gaze to things that tickle your grey cells. It’s crucial, darling, to give your noggin a chance to play make-believe. Dabble in a bit of art, have a bash at poetry, or any other arty-farty stuff to distract yourself from the daily grind. And here’s a bit of lucky advice for you: Your lucky charm? A bloody pencil. Why? Because it’s always on point, love, just like your wit should be. God knows, you need something sharp around here.

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