Cor blimey, love, brace yourself for a bloomin’ shocker! You’re about to be smothered with gifts, sweet gestures and a load of old flannel that’ll somehow mean the world to you. It’s going to feel like you’ve accidentally stumbled into a charity shop where everything’s free! Seriously, people are going to be so sickeningly nice to you, you’ll think you’ve been mistaken for Mother Teresa. You might even feel the urge to give your last Rolo to the homeless. Now here’s your lucky charm, sweetheart: a four-leaf clover. Mind you, with your luck, it’ll probably turn out to be poison ivy.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!