You’ve been bleating on about your other half’s reckless quid spending, but recently you’ve been caught with your hand in the cookie jar, haven’t you? You’ve splashed out on some outrageous tat that had others gasping in disbelief. That’s why your partner’s on the warpath today, ready to give you a taste of your own medicine. Keep your peepers peeled, ducky, because soon you’ll be hearing some juicy gossip about some travel adventures. And trust me, it’ll be as shocking as a streaker at a Sunday church service! Now, a bit of advice from the old bird herself: give yourself a lucky charm today. Could be a rabbit’s foot, could be a four-leaf clover, or could be a lucky pair of pants. Just make sure it’s not those ones with the dodgy elastic – you don’t want your luck running around your ankles now, do you?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!