Well, if your pal is itching for a natter, desperately seeking some pearls of wisdom, then whip out the tea and biscuits and do your best impression of a cut-price Freud. But, if they’re after a hand with some hellish task, you might want to conveniently develop a sudden allergy to hard work or just pretend you’ve come down with a rare case of ‘can’t-be-arsed’. You might even trip over something you lost but weren’t exactly launching a search party for. It’s a bit like finding your ex’s heart – you didn’t really want it in the first place, but there it is, under the sofa. Separate sentence: Your lucky item is a left sock, preferably one that’s not yours. Just be sure not to sniff it – you never know where it’s been or what it’s stepped in.

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