Oy, get ready for some hot chinwag, mate! If you’re after something that some poor sod can offer, then you’d better be ready to haggle like you’re at the East End Market. Smack your gums back and forth, and pay attention to the old cobblers being spouted. Scribble your lightbulb moments on a beer mat, ’cause you’ll forget ’em after a few pints. And don’t toss anyone’s two cents away until you’ve had a proper chin-stroke over it. At the coalface, using your tools effectively or just swinging ’em about like a monkey at a drum set? And here’s a cheeky bit of advice for you � your lucky number’s 13. Yeah, I know, most people think it’s unlucky, but you know what they say about bad luck… it’s better than no luck at all, right? Now, go out there and make Murphy’s Law your best mate!

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