Well, blow me down with a feather, you lucky sod! You’ve got your nearest and dearest fighting tooth and nail to back up your harebrained schemes and bonkers ideas. You were expecting a bit of argy-bargy, maybe a punch up at the family do, but it’s as peaceful as a pint at the pub on a Tuesday afternoon. Now’s your chance to make a right dog’s dinner of your personal and professional life – at least you’ll have some good stories for the pub, eh? Your lucky charm is a four-leaf clover, but don’t go romping around in the fields looking for one. You’re more likely to step in cow dung than find anything lucky. And your lucky colour? It’s brown – like that cow dung. Stick it in your pocket and it’ll bring you luck – or at least a funny smell.

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