After a good old chinwag with yourself about how to boost your health and happiness, you’re all geared up to kick-start a fresh diet or fitness routine. Never mind the naysayers telling you there’s no need – you reckon losing a few pounds will have you feeling chuffed to bits, and that’s the bee’s knees, innit? Lucky charm: A cheeky apple a day could keep the doctor away, and who knows? Maybe it’ll be the golden ticket to your weight loss magic, too. Make sure it’s not a toffee apple though, love – that’s cheating, innit?

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