Alright love, it’s time to stop faffing about and get serious about looking after number one. You’ve been tighter than a duck’s bum with your cash, and while we all know it’s not exactly brilliant to toss it around like confetti at a wedding, maybe treating yourself to a bit of posh won’t lead you to the poorhouse. Ever thought about signing up for one of those new-fangled online courses or, heavens forbid, turning up to a workshop or seminar? It’s about time you stopped twiddling your thumbs and took a gander at how you can make yourself more useful. And here’s a bit of a chuckle for you. Your lucky item for the day is a piece of string. Might not sound like much, but remember, it’s longer than a minute and can tie things together when everything else seems to be falling apart. Can’t promise it’ll improve your looks, but it’s worth a shot, isn’t it?

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