Listen up, sunshine. It seems you’ve unwittingly become the captain of this sinking ship called a ‘project’. Now, I’m not saying you’re a lone wolf, but you’ve got about as much interest in teamwork as a cat does in a water bath. However, contrary to what your ego might suggest, there are some poor souls who apparently want to jump aboard your Titanic. Humour them, won’t you? Keep ’em in the loop. It’s like a bad sitcom, they know the script, but they still want to see the disaster unfold. Your lucky charm: An egg timer. Why? Because it’s a constant reminder that time’s running out. Just like your patience with this daft project. Keep it on your desk and use it as a subtle hint to hurry things up. Or, you know, just throw it at someone if they’re really getting on your nerves.

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