Oh darling, you’re feeling a right miffed, aren’t ya? Seems like every Tom, Dick, and Harry around you is throwing in the towel faster than a drunk bloke at a strip club. And you’re not having any of that, are you love? You’ve sworn on your nan’s grave you’re going to see this thing through, come hell or high water. Now this caper you’ve got yourself tangled in, it’s tougher than a two quid steak, isn’t it? But you’re not one to run off with your tail between your legs, are you? No, you’re ready to get stuck in, knickers and all. It’s like being at a nudist beach, you’ve seen too much to turn back now! Lucky charm for you: A rubber duck. Don’t ask why. It’s lucky, that’s all. Plus, it’ll give you something to talk about when the conversation gets as boring as watching paint dry.

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