Now listen ‘ere, mate, if you’ve done your homework, things should start falling into place for you – at the office and at home. You’ll find yourself being back-slapped by the bigwigs, and you’ll feel as cocky as a rooster in a hen house. When Lady Luck flashes you a cheeky wink, don’t just stand there like a lemon – grab it! Now, for your bit of lucky nonsense: Wear your lucky knickers tomorrow. They’re the ones that have been through the wash so many times, they’re more hole than fabric. They’ve got as much charm as a three-legged donkey, but hey, they’ve seen you through some sticky situations, haven’t they?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!