Sweetheart, you’re as cheery as a pigeon in Trafalgar Square with a bag of chips, and it’s all thanks to some ‘kind’ words from your so-called mate or loved one. They must’ve had a mouthful of foot when they said it ’cause surely they didn’t mean to sound like Simon Cowell on a bad day. But let’s not kid ourselves – their words hit home. So, dust off your pride, look in that mirror, and find out why you’re as ruffled as a drag queen’s feather boa. Lucky charm: A mirror – it’s not only for checking if you’ve got spinach stuck in your teeth, love. Take a good, hard look and you might not only find the spinach but also the reason why you’re feeling like a soggy biscuit.

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