Blimey! Expect a right cock-up in your local do-gooder’s club or charity shindig. It’ll be like trying to put a square peg in a round hole, only less fun. You’ll be tearing your hair out, but don’t fret, it’ll get sorted. Just like Brexit, eh? Some bright spark will come up with a new idea that’ll take ages to mull over. You’ll just have to suck it up, buttercup. It’s not like you’ve got much say in the matter, more’s the pity! Now, here’s your lucky charm: a horseshoe. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “A horseshoe? What am I, a bloody horse?” Well, no, but with the amount of crap you’re dealing with, you might as well be.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!