Cor blimey, your mates are likely to be all over you like a rash, in a friendly way mind you, not in a “I’ve just returned from a dodgy holiday” way. Any chinwags you have with the general riff-raff will be all tickety-boo, so be prepared for a lot of grinning and bear it. Don’t drop your crumpet if you get propositioned for some fresh alliance, could be a bit of how’s your father or just a spot of business, but either way it’s bound to be as exciting as finding a fresh scone in a sea of stale crumpets. Lucky Phrase: “Bob’s your uncle!” – Use it when things are going well. Just don’t actually believe you’ve got a new uncle named Bob unless he’s leaving you a fortune in his will. Then you might want to consider getting in his good books.

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