You’ve been tiptoeing around like a ballerina with bunions, but it’s about time to stop being the Queen’s butler and start channeling a bit of Gordon Ramsay. You’ve got a person in your life who couldn’t spot a hint if it came up and bit them on their bony arse. Trust your gut, love, and serve them a slice of brutal honesty, even if it gets their knickers in a twist. They’re in desperate need of hearing the bitter truth, even if it tastes worse than Marmite. Now, here’s a little luck for you: your lucky phrase is “Sod off!” Use it the next time that muppet tries to trample all over you. It’s got the charm of a British bulldog and the subtlety of a cricket ball to the noggin. Just remember, love, it’s not rude if it’s funny.

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