Blimey, if you’re feeling all antsy in your pantsy, don’t just sit there twiddling your thumbs! Why not toddle off and have a nosy around your manor? Instead of moping about in the same old dull digs, you might suss out some fresh spots, mingle with the local riff-raff or even say hello to the lot next door. And for heaven’s sake, don’t be a muppet when it comes to dosh. Give any financial offers a bloody good grilling before you sign your life away. And here’s a little nugget of wisdom for you: your lucky item is a pair of knickers. Why? Because if you’re caught with your pants down financially, at least you’ll have a spare pair!

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