Well, darling, it appears that a blabber-mate of yours has been flapping their gums more than a seagull on heat. You trusted them with your deepest, darkest secrets, only to find out everyone and their granny knows about your secret stash of chocolate digestives. It’s like putting the Queen’s business on the telly, innit? But hey, at least now you’ve seen the rat for what they truly are – a two-faced tattle-tale. Now, you wouldn’t touch them again with a barge pole, would you? Now, your lucky charm for the week is a rubber duck. Yes, you heard right, a rubber duck. Don’t look at me like that, it’s not like I make the rules. Just pop it in your pocket and remember – if you’re ever in hot water, at least you’ll have a little friend to float with.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!