If you’re skint as a badger’s arse, it’s time to pull your finger out and sort it. The minute a bright idea pops in your noggin, you’ll find the cunning plan to make it happen. Handy that your other half or the freeloading flatmate is reading from the same bloody script. Your lucky charm for the week is a penny found face up in the gutter. Because let’s face it, you’ll need all the luck you can get, and hey, it’s a start towards your first million… right?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!