Get a load of this! So you’re bumbling about at work, right? Well, try not to be such a busybody. Your workmate, bless their cotton socks, doesn’t need you breathing down their neck all day like a randy bulldog. Give ’em a bit of room, let them cock up on their own. Then, when they’re knee-deep in the muck, you can swoop in like a knight in shining armour, save the day and look all smug. They’ll think you’re the bee’s knees, they will! And for a bit of a giggle, your lucky charm is a rubber duck. Yeah, you heard me, a rubber duck. Quack your way out of any sticky situation with this ridiculous little fella. ‘Cause nothing says “I’m a serious professional” like squeaking a bath toy in the middle of a meeting. You’re welcome.

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