Listen, love! You’ve got a thirst for knowledge that rivals a parched man’s lust for a pint of bitter. You’re thinking about joining some internet class or another, aren’t you? Hoping to spruce up your career prospects – ’cause let’s face it, they’re about as appealing as a plate of cold chips right now. You’re itching to give your grey cells a workout, and once you’ve got that bee in your bonnet, you’re as unstoppable as a bulldog chasing a postman. And here’s your lucky charm, darling. A new pair of specs. You’ll need them to read all that fine print in your online courses. Just remember, they might help you see better, but they won’t do a thing for your looks!

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