There’s a bloody cracking vibe of sunshine and lollipops wafting about you. It’s like you’ve just won the lottery, then found a tenner in your old jeans. You’re feeling chipper as a butcher’s dog and buzzing to jazz up your health or your mug. That’s right, we’re talking about you tarting up your wardrobe, ain’t we? You’re about to go on a spending spree, buying all sorts of clobber to make you look the dog’s bollocks! Just remember, confidence is like a tight pair of knickers, it keeps everything in place even if it does ride up your arse at times! Now, for your lucky charm: Always keep a rubber duck in your pocket. Why the hell not? Just imagine the laughs when you pull it out at the pub! It’s bound to be a conversation starter and if not, it could be a handy weapon in a pinch. Plus, it’s bright yellow, and everyone knows that’s the luckiest colour! So, go lucky duck or go home!

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