It’s all kicking off in your piggy bank and at the old homestead, ain’t it? Got your knickers in a twist, have ya? You’re about as keen to make a snap decision as a one-legged man in a bum-kicking contest. Given half a tick, you’d rather take a butcher’s at the full monty before you swing into action. But if you’re forced to make a choice on the hop, you’ll be gobsmacked to find out you’ve actually done a not-half-bad job. And here’s a belter for ya – your lucky item is a tea bag. Not because it’s gonna bring you any dosh, but let’s face it, you could do with a calming cuppa after all this palaver. Trust me, it’s no charm, but it might just help you keep your sanity. Now, pop the kettle on and have a laugh!

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