Blimey, your sparkly spirit and peppy pizzazz is catching on like a bad case of the trots after a dodgy curry. Don’t be gobsmacked when you find yourself being chased around more than the last loo roll in a panic buy over the next few days. Your mate seems to have taken a wrong turn at reality and ended up in Narnia. They’re having a tougher time facing reality than a vegan at a barbecue. You should pull your finger out and do your best to give them a gentle, or not so gentle, nudge back to reality, sunshine. Lucky charm: A pair of well-worn knickers. Because nothing says �I�m ready for anything� like a pair of undies that have seen more action than a Hollywood blockbuster.

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