Listen ‘ere, love, try not to be such a narrow-minded twit, yeah? If some clever clogs tries to give you a fresh angle on your latest brainwave, don’t get your knickers in a twist. Give their idea a whirl, you might just find it’s not as daft as it first sounded. Who knows, you could end up doing less graft for more results. Ain’t that a turn up for the books? Your lucky charm this week is a chip butty. Sounds mad, I know, but trust me, nothing attracts good fortune faster than a sarnie stuffed with deep-fried spuds. Don’t ask me why, it’s one of life’s great mysteries, just like why anyone ever thought socks and sandals were a good look.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!