Alright, love. You’ve been keeping your feelings tucked away tighter than a Yorkshireman’s wallet on a night out, haven’t you? But guess what? Some nosy parker’s twigged on to your game and they’re about to coax those secrets out of you like a ferret up a drainpipe. And you’ll be gobsmacked, because their response will be softer than a politician’s promise. You’ll be chuffed to bits you’ve spilled the beans. Now there’s nothing left in your emotional wardrobe for them to snoop through. And here’s a right laugh, your lucky phrase is “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” But remember, if you’ve got two birds in the bush, you might just be in the wrong garden.

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