You’re in a right pickle with your brass, ain’t ya? Time to stop splashing it on the ponies and start tucking it away for a rainy day. Put on your Sherlock Holmes hat and investigate where to stick your quid that’ll give you more bang for your buck. No dodgy pyramid schemes, mind you! While you’re feeling all chipper, maybe pop down to the shops and grab some essentials. And by essentials, I mean bog roll and beans, not another pair of Jimmy Choos you’ll never wear. Your lucky charm this week is a shiny penny. Stick it in your shoe, or better yet, in your piggy bank. But don’t spend it all at once, you cheeky git!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!